Yeeeeeee Hawwwwww! You'll be crowned
the toothless queen of the trailer park when you walk outside your
double-wide to get that mornings issue of "USA Today" wearing
this "100% White Trash"thong! This thong leaves no doubt
in the mind of anyone who is lucky enough to view you it on you that
you're a "good ol' gal" So say it loud and say it proud and
you'll be bound to draw a
rebel yellin' crowd-
and that's just talking about your 4 brothers reaction! Ha!